Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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