doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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