Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Jerry, you need to find god
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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