just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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