Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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