Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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