And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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