Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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