i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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