Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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