Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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