Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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