You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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