I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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