After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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