People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It's never too late to be topless.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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