I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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