I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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