I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
foreskin is a definite game changer
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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