you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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