About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Randomize
