Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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