whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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