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You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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