Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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