She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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