Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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