Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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