living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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