i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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