I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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