I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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