Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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