Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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