On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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