I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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