All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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