Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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