she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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