i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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