walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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