Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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