Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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