There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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