Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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