Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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