i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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