Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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