i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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