Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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