The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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