Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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