I want to stick my p in your. b.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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