It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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