Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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