I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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