Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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